Sardar

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident.
Judge : how did accident occur.Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping...

sher

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante huwe : Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune Sher ko khula ch0d dia.
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai Sher ko kon chori kare ga. ;-)

Joke

Teacher-pappu se-"Tamso ma jyoti gamye" iska Arth Kya Hai.
Pappu- Tum so jaao ma me jyoti se milkar aata hu.

Makhi

Sardar ne makkhi k pankh tod k kaha;
Udd ja.
But Makkhi nhi udi,
Sardar ne kaha:-To ye proof hua "agar makkhi k pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti"

Lolz

Boy Went 2 drop Anty
A:Raat Ho Gai H Bitu k Pas So Jao
Boy:No Anty Sofe Pe So Jaunga
Nxt Morn a Hot Sexy GIRL mkng Tea
Boy:Aap?
Gal:M Bitu & u
Boy:ulu ka ptha

Brush

Sardar: Yaar Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka Ek Baal 2t Gaya Hai...
Dukandaar: Ek Baal Ke Liye Naya Brush...???
Sardar: Haan Yaar Jo 2ta Tha Wo Aakhri Baal Thaaa...!!!

Sardar

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maangaa, Pathan Ne Sardar ko Bahot Maaraa, Maar Kha K Sardar Utha, Kapde Jhad K Bola: To Phir Mai Inkaaar Samjuu....???